Yesterday I had the most interesting Dining experience that I've ever had to this day.

Two couples( Ryan and Kira, Micah and Cami), my wife, and myself decide we want some of the P'Zones being offered by Pizza Hut and make a date to go.

We arrive and see that there are no tables set up for larger groups. The waitress stares at us and walks to the back. I start heading for a table and pushing them together. The waitress walks up to me and ask if I will be dining in, carrying out, or delivery. To which I respond "dining in" I tell her there will be 6 of us and 3 kids and we need to make a bigger table. She says ok, but she doesn't know if we can put the tables together

We sit catycorner from each other so the guys can talk and the girls can talk. The waitress asks who will be together on the tickets. We point at our partners and are promptly asked to move next to our partners so we don't "confuse her."

We all decide on what we want and she comes around and asks for my name so she can seperate the tickets by name We tell her we want the two P'Zones for 10.99 deal and two drinks. She responds "It's not really a deal. You see the single P'Zones are 5.99 each and that's the same as the 10.99 deal" (5.99 +5.99 =11.98) We say... "Great... we'll have the 10.99 deal."

She moves on to the next couple who ask for the same thing but they want to cut the green peppers and add black olives instead. She writes on her pad for about 10 seconds and replies "I'll write that down.... but you'll have to wait and see what they give you to know if they can make that substitution."

Finally she goes to Micah and Cami and they ask what all combinations they can have. She says they can have 3 of whatever they want. :youcrazy:

After we've all placed our orders.... A man from another table gets up and heads to the back (restrooms) The waitress chases him down telling him she can check him out at his table. She follows him all the way to the door of the men's restroom to tell him this.

Finally our food comes out and she walks out and asks who has 2 P'Zones (We all did) We ask what's on them and says "I don't know. You look inside"

She brings the rest of the food out. We seperate it.

Afterwards we ask for some ranch dressing. This reply is "I don't know... I'll have to go see what the bigwigs in the back say."

The bigwigs say the ranch is a go.

Micah, Ryan, and I are talking as she walks up and asks if we need refills.
She's sitting behind Micah and says this while he's not paying attention.. She waits a few seconds and yells "MICAH!!!!!" He turns around... "Would you like a refill?"

At the end she comes out and says... "I'll go get your tickets... which you do have to accept."

Thanks.

Finally, Cami calls her son Aiden "Buster Brown" and the waitress overhears and asks what his name is. She replies Aiden. The waitress thinks for a minute... and says she "has a cousin named that. no... a second cousin... or a cousin-in-law.... no wait... it was her neighbor's son. And he was named Adrianne... not Aiden."


When she brings our tickets she asks who had what (we all had the same $15.12 ticket) One friend hands her a $20 and the waitress asks if this is her tip. Cami said "No, but keep the change."

"So.... no tip?"

"No, there's a tip, I said you keep the change."

"Oh... I thought the company got to keep it."

Wow.

To end the night another waitress drops a drink tray and our waitress comments... "Ha. Not me this time."

I really wish I could tell you that I'm embellishing this story a tad bit or that people came out w/ cameras afterwards... but alas no. True story and Candid Camera wasn't there to my knowledge.